i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(Source: neptunain, via teen-age-dirtbags)

593,056 notes


i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

(via shekillswithkissesxo)

226,582 notes

create a new version of this paste RAW Paste Data